Ahhhh....Networking. This word uttered in any context is enough to send me into a padded room...okay well not that dramatic, but something similar. I just don't like it! To me, it's like, lets just call it what it is...schmoozing, butt kissing, brown nosing, sucking up, apple polisher, ass kisser, backscratcher, backslapper, bootlicker, brow nose, doter, fawner, flatterer, flunky, kiss ass, kowtower, lackey, minion, teacher's pet, yes man, yes woman......the list goes on! And the artist and...possibly anarchist? (not really...maybe a smidge) in me says "Well...I will NEVER do THAT! My talents will be apparent! My education will stand alone! My resume says enough! My teaching shows what I can do! I will NOT be a party to this ridiculousness!" Cut to me...networking....brown nosing...asking how to perform this detestable task. Asking other subs and teachers, how I "market" myself. I've realized that it's a necessary evil...yes I said it's evil...and uncomfortable, and a wee bit of an ego basher. But, alas, I find myself doing it anyway. Let me back up a bit...yeah I do that lot. I'm a social person. Meeting new people, talking to strangers, over-sharing, it doesn't bother me. I have many a conversation with strangers about the quality of different tortilla chips in the grocery store. I just like to talk! So, why not use that to my advantage you say? I would be an excellent networker you say? Well, I'll be! I agree with you, for sure. But, it's just not my style. I like my work to speak for itself, I don't think I should have to speak for it. Only, that's not the world we live in. We live in a world of "who do you know?" (which I actually didn't think was a 'thing'". Yet, it is. And I find myself doing it more and more. I've decided to suck up my pride, and network my arse off. You want my card? Well here ya go! Can I pay you to hire me? Sure! I'm starting to learn that anything goes in this cutthroat market (yeah, well maybe not anything...it is elementary school teaching after all) and you gotta do what you gotta do...uncomfortable or not!!
How do you market yourself?!